(pair of mirrors)

White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Dead Weather, I don’t discriminate…

“Yaaa-ee! Icky thump, whoda thunk, sittin’ drunk on a wagon to Mexico…” - Icky Thump, White Stripes

“Yeah all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service” -Blue Blood Blues, Dead Weather 

“You’ve had too much to think, now you need a wife” - “Steady as she Goes, The Raconteurs 

“You’re not hopeless, or helpless, and I hate to sound cold, but you don’t know what love is you just do as you’re told” - You Don’t Know What Love Is, White Stripes

“Are you part of this khakhistocracy?” - Intimate Secretary, Raconteurs 

“Hustle and cuss, and lick on the dust” - Hustle and Cuss, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals) 

“I ain’t the reason that you gave me no reason to return your call!” - Effect and Cause, White Stripes 

“You want everything to be just like the stories that you read but never write” -Together, Raconteurs 

“Let’s go where no one can see us, and find the difference between us” - The Difference Between Us, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart Vocals) 

“If you can hear a piano fall, you can hear me comin’ down the hall” - Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground, White Stripes 

“And I got all I got all despite you, and I get what I get just to spite you.”- Salute Your Solution, Raconteurs 

“I’d call you a heartbreaker, but I reserve that for nicer things”- Jawbreaker, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals) 

“One two three four, take the elevator, at the Hotel Yorba I’ll be glad to see ya later” - Hotel Yorba, White Stripes 

“Take it as it comes, and be thankful when it’s done. There’s so many ways to act, and there’s many shades of black” - Shades of Black, Raconteurs 

“I don’t want a sweetheart, I want a machine” - Gasoline, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals) 

“Red hair with a curl, mellow roll for the flavor and the eyes for peeping. Can’t keep away from the girl, these two sides of my brian need to have a meeting” - Feel in Love with a Girl, White Stripes 

“Hooked up to my motor all day long, we go down to Texas, up to Montreal” - 60 Feet Tall, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals) 

“Tonight I’ll dream, when I’m in bed, and silly thoughts go through my head, about the bugs and alphabet, and when I wake tomorrow I’ll bet, that you and I will walk together again.” - We’re Going to be Friends, White Stripes 

“I’d like to grab you by the hair, and drag you to the devil” - Hang you from the Heavent, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals) 

“You’re a prick with a pin woman” - I Cut Like a Buffalo, Dead Weather 

“Some people die in the middle. I live just fine on the top.” - Die by the Drop, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals)

“We named him Baby, he had a toothache, he started crying, it sounded like an earthquake” - The Hardest Button to Button, White Stripes 

“I had a pony, her name was Lucifer” - New Pony, Dead Weather (Allison Mosshart vocals)

“Life is boring, it really got me snoring, I’m wearing out the flooring in a cheap motel” - The Air Near My Fingers, White Stripes

“Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships.” - Blue Blood Blues, Dead Weather 

“What a season to be beautiful without a reason”- Now Mary, White Stripes 

Eagerly awaiting the restraining order from the White family any day now. 

-L